My neighborhoods really not that bad.. we are near "Felony Flats." But the other day this shoplifter dipped from store(Food 4 Less?) security who chased this dude down to my front fucking yard! I spoke to my neighbor yesterday who informed me they pulled six large bags of cocaine out of the cargo pockets of this guys shorts. So much cocaine it had Portland Police officer laughing as he pulled the bags out one by one.
Lesson of the day: Do not bring large amounts of cocaine when shoplifting at the super market....
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